leilockheart:

wowfunniestposts:

You’ll never find a blog funnier than this

• surgeon: so you're here today because... you want me to remove your feelings
• me: that's correct

jadeythecreatorwordtoyourmother:

that tall bitch was always bein’ a partypooper .

• my laptop:
• my bed:
• me: AND WE'RE THE THREE BEST FRIENDS THAT ANYBODY COULD HAVE, WE'RE THE THREE BEST FRIENDS THAT ANYONE COULD HAVE, WE'RE THE THREE BEST FRIENDS THAT ANYONE COULD HAVE AND WE'LL NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER LEAVE EACH OTHER